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Offline Dame Eldgeth

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Book of questions
« on: September 11, 2008, 03:32:48 AM »
OK, this thread has become pretty lame.  What's next, we compare shoe sizes on-line?
Maybe I should start a Dear Abbey style advice column :D

Dear Eldgeth,

My belly-button is full of lint.  Should I pull it out manually, or should I have plastic surgery?

Sincerely,

Fluffly Naval

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Dear Fluffy Naval:

Just put the upholstery attachment on the vaccuum cleaner and that will take care of the problem.  And after that, stop naval-gazing and go get a life! 

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 11:38:00 PM »
However. Before applying this cure, please make sure it is YOUR navel being cleaned. Otherwise some social uncertainity is likely to ensue.

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2008, 07:02:43 AM »
And comparing shoe sizes: mine are 13 for shoes, 14 for boots.  :P

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Dear Dame Eldgeth,

It seems I have a friend on-line that is of the opposite sex...

 :o :o :o

Need I continue?  :D
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 01:28:16 AM »

Dear Dame Eldgeth,

It seems I have a friend on-line that is of the opposite sex...

 :o :o :o

Need I continue?  :D

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What is this "opposite sex" stuff?  I mean, really, where did this come from?
"Opposite" is uncomfortably close to "opposed".  This is more of this "war of the sexes" stuff, right?
Hey, I do not feel that men and women are opposites.  We are clearly complimentary
We're different, and as the French have been telling us for centuries, "Vive la differance!"

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 08:52:41 PM »
In reality they are half the same sex, though the extra head, and tentacles make me a little uneasy ;)

It is very true though that men and women are different, and I agree with DE, Vive la differance! as it would be a boring world if we were all the same.
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 08:15:07 PM »
In reality they are half the same sex, though the extra head, and tentacles make me a little uneasy ;)

It is very true though that men and women are different, and I agree with DE, Vive la differance! as it would be a boring world if we were all the same.

Tentacles? 
The extra head is one thing, but tentacles?

Have I been missing something all these years :o

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 09:02:25 PM »
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 09:25:39 PM »
You're wise not to comment...
So that leaves us with:
Men with two heads (2nd head takes -50 to any intelligence, self-discipline, or reasoning roll)
And the beast with two backs (+50 to any charisma, empathy, or quckness)

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 10:40:28 PM »
True women do have tentacles, interesting.
I always thought true women do have curves.

Time to check on my own ;)

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2008, 02:38:47 AM »
True women do have tentacles, interesting.
I always thought true women do have curves.

Time to check on my own ;)

True women have tenticles? OK, I'm making an appointment with my doctor ASAP to find out if I have all required bits.

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2008, 06:31:30 AM »
you are being generous -50 to int for the second head? pos -50 to second head and when in use another -100 to the first head asthe second head takes charge
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2008, 07:41:58 AM »
True women have tenticles? OK, I'm making an appointment with my doctor ASAP to find out if I have all required bits.

Wait a moment I've hears this term before ...
A friend used it: I'm meant to have some of those.

So I should also go to a doctor ASAP now !

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 12:18:42 AM »
You're meant to have tenticles?
I think we've spilled over into Call of Cthulu!

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 10:53:11 AM »
Why am I suddenly reminded of Japanese adult anime?

"Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 02:15:25 AM »
I've obviously missed those films...Gaak!

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 06:12:00 PM »
They're actually called "hentai", which, coincidentally, is japanese for pervert.
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2009, 03:07:30 AM »

are you sure that is a "coincidence"?

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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2009, 03:32:32 AM »
I thin incidently would be a better choice.  :yes:
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2009, 03:39:12 AM »
errr... thinK even!  :angry:
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Re: Book of questions
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2009, 08:35:09 PM »
I thin incidently would be a better choice.  :yes:
It would, but coincidentally was what popped into my head, other than my favorites among the genre.
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